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UnitedKarate1
Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2 Location: Gainesville
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:55 am Post subject: |
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The energy drink Red Bull main ingredient is Chuck Norris's sweat |
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fullcontactfl
Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 4
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the elemental table because the only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise |
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fullcontactfl
Joined: 09 Apr 2007 Posts: 4
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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it is a scientific fact that chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday |
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The Duke
Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 4
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. |
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AUcker
Joined: 15 Mar 2007 Posts: 1
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse. |
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 5
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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Bush was not lying when he said that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
When the marines got to Bagdad they realized Saddam had bootleg DVD's of Walker-Texas Ranger. |
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 5
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Scientists have now confirmed that the universe no longer revolves around the Sun.
Since March 10th 1940 it now revolves around Chuck Norris. |
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 5
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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The Bible says a day with the Lord is as a thousand years.
So is a second on the end of a Chuck Norris fist. |
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quietstrike93
Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 4
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the Sun.
There isn't hair under Chuck Norris's beard. Just another fist. |
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Brian S
Joined: 20 Aug 2008 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.
_________________ "In this life of mine I have seen nothing, known nothing or no one, not even myself or my God, that has not been both hard and soft." WDS |
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RartFurf
Joined: 15 Apr 2011 Posts: 1 Location: United States
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:02 am Post subject: WCL TALK :: ΗΡΣα ΡΟ |
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Quote: | Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun. |
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