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Daddy Long Legs



Joined: 05 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris Fact Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...... He waits.
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Fightfreak13



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:25 am    Post subject: Chuck Fact Reply with quote

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down.
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draney13



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Chuck Fact Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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jmm1
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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JTDonaldson



Joined: 22 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris Fact Reply with quote

chuck norris doesnt read books. He stares them down till he gets the info he needs.
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JTDonaldson



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[/b][quote][color=green][/color]
Did you know that the boogeyman looks for chuck norris in his closet before he goes to bed.[/quote]
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KRAMYKRAM



Joined: 22 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, TOO BAD Chuck Norris does not cry!
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jmm1
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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oldsensei



Joined: 09 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knock, Knock?
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jmm1
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is there?
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oldsensei



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck....
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jmm1
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck who?
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oldsensei



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris Stupid!
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oldsensei



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a Chuck joke.

Here's my favorite....

Q. Who can stop 85? (Bengals WR Chad Johnson)

A. Chuck Norris
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oldsensei



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from America....He's hiding from Chuck Norris
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