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Daddy Long Legs
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 1
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Fact |
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...... He waits. |
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Fightfreak13
Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 4 Location: University PK
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: Chuck Fact |
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down. |
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draney13
Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Posts: 4
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:31 am Post subject: Chuck Fact |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. |
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jmm1 WCLInsider
Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
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JTDonaldson
Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris Fact |
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chuck norris doesnt read books. He stares them down till he gets the info he needs. |
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JTDonaldson
Joined: 22 Dec 2006 Posts: 3
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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[/b][quote][color=green][/color]
Did you know that the boogeyman looks for chuck norris in his closet before he goes to bed.[/quote] |
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KRAMYKRAM
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 21 Location: Austin TX
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, TOO BAD Chuck Norris does not cry! |
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jmm1 WCLInsider
Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick. |
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oldsensei
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Knock, Knock? |
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jmm1 WCLInsider
Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Who is there? |
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oldsensei
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck.... |
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jmm1 WCLInsider
Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 286 Location: Austin, TX
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck who? |
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oldsensei
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris Stupid! |
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oldsensei
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Just a Chuck joke.
Here's my favorite....
Q. Who can stop 85? (Bengals WR Chad Johnson)
A. Chuck Norris |
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oldsensei
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 51
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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Osama Bin Laden isn't hiding from America....He's hiding from Chuck Norris |
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