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UnitedKarate1



Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The energy drink Red Bull main ingredient is Chuck Norris's sweat
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fullcontactfl



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the elemental table because the only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise
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fullcontactfl



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it is a scientific fact that chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday
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The Duke



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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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AUcker



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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bush was not lying when he said that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
When the marines got to Bagdad they realized Saddam had bootleg DVD's of Walker-Texas Ranger.
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scientists have now confirmed that the universe no longer revolves around the Sun.
Since March 10th 1940 it now revolves around Chuck Norris.
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FIERY-APE-KUNG-FU



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Bible says a day with the Lord is as a thousand years.

So is a second on the end of a Chuck Norris fist.
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quietstrike93



Joined: 29 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls.

Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the Sun.

There isn't hair under Chuck Norris's beard. Just another fist.
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Brian S



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:02 am    Post subject: WCL TALK :: ΗΡΣα ΡΟ Reply with quote

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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw. Chuck Norris won a staring contest with the sun.
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